WHAT SHOULD WE CALL MY CRUSH

WHEN MY CRUSH GAINED ONE TOO MANY POUNDS DURING HIS HOLIDAY

               

WHEN MY CRUSH TOLD ME HE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING ME NAKED AT THE SEASIDE

                                     

When my crush sends me a song that he thinks I would like

                                               

When my crush promises me a symbolic gift for my birthday

Are you mad? I can’t wait that long…

                                                     

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY AM I ACTING LIKE A BITCH WITH MY CRUSH

I’m crazy and I know it. 

WHEN I FINALLY HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MY CRUSH, AND THEN I DISCOVER I HAD SOMETHING STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH ALL THAT TIME

                                                   

WHEN MY BFF INSISTS I WEAR THAT TIGHT DRESS TO IMPRESS MY CRUSH

                                             

WHEN MY CRUSH DOESN’T REACT TO ME HITTING ON HIM

WHEN I AM TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO MY BFF WHY ME AND MY CRUSH SHOULD HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

                                            

WHEN I NEED TO STOP DOING MY WORK IN ORDER TO THINK MORE ABOUT MY CRUSH